අන්තර්ජාලයේ පාවෙමින් තිබියදී අහුලා ගත් මේ රචනය මෙහි පැල කලේ මා එය කියවීමෙන් විඳි ආශ්වාදය ඔබ සමගත් බෙදා ගනු රිසියෙනි. මෙය ඉන්දියානු පාසැල් සිසුවෙක් විසින් විභාගයට ලීයු පිලිතුරකැයි සඳහන් වූවද මම එය සැක කරන්නෙමි. මෙය එවැන්නකට වඩා කිසිවෙකු විසින් ලියූ අපූරු උපහාස රචනයක් යැයි සිතීමට මම වඩාත් කැමත්තෙමි.
(Supposedly written by a schoolboy with all original spellings:)
The original inhabitants of ancient
In olden times there were two big families in
In midevil times
Then came Shahajahan who had 14 sons. Family planning had not been invented at that time. He also built the Taj Mahal hotel for his wife who now sleeps there. The king sent all his sons away to distant parts of
After the Mowglis came Vasco the Gama. He was an exploder who was circumcising
Eventually, the British came to overrule
In 1920, Mahatma Gandhi was married to one wife. Soon after he became the father of the nation. In 1942 he started the Quiet India moment, so named because the British were quietly lootoing our country. In 1947,
The Indian parlemint consists of two houses which are called lower and higher. This is because one Mr Honest Abe said that two houses divided against itself cannot withstand. So Pandit Nehru asked the British for freedom at since the British were afraid of the dark. At , on August 15, there was a tryst in parlemint in which many participated by wearing khaki and hosting the flag.