(Supposedly written by a schoolboy with all original spellings:) The original inhabitants of ancient India were called Adidases, who
lived in two cities called Hariappa and Mujhe-na-Daro. These cities had the
best drain system in the world and so there was no brain drain from them.
Ancient India was full of myths which have been handed down from son to father.
A myth is a female moth. A collection of myths is called mythology, which means
stories with female caricatures. One myth says that people in olden times
worshipped monkeys because they were our incestors. In olden times there were two big families in India. One was called the Pandava
and the other was called the Karova. They fought amongst themselves in a battle
called Mahabharat, after which India
came to be known as MeraBharat Mahan. In midevil times India
was ruled by the Slave Dienasty. So named because they all died a nasty death.
Then came the Tughlaqs who shifted their capital from Delhi because of its pollution. They were
followed by the Mowglis. The greatest Mowgli was Akbar because he extinguished
himself on the battlefield of Panipat which is in Hurryana. But his son
Jehangir was peace loving; he married one Hindu wife and kept 300 porcupines.
Then came Shahajahan who had 14 sons. Family planning had not been invented at
that time. He also built the Taj Mahal hotel for his wife who now sleeps there.
The king sent all his sons away to distant parts of India because they started
quarrelling. Dara Seiko was sent to UP, Shaikh Bhakhtiyar was sent to J &
K, while Orangezip came to Bombay
to fight Shivaji. However,after that they changed its name to Mumbai because
Shivaji's sena did not like it. They also do not like New Delhi, so they are calling it Door
Darshan. After the Mowglis came Vasco the Gama. He was an exploder who was
with a 100 foot clipper. Then came the British. They brought with them many
inventions such as cricket, tramtarts and steamed railways. They were followed
by the French who brought in French fries, pizzazz and laundry. But Robert
Clive drove them out when he deafened Duplex who was out membered since the
British had the queen on their side. Eventually, the British came to overrule India because there was too much
diversity in our unity. The British overruled India for a long period.They were
great expotents and impotents. They started expoting salt from India and
impoting cloth. This was not liked by Mahatma Gandhi who wanted to produce his
own salt. This was called the Swedish moment. During this moment, many people
burnt their lion cloths in the street and refused to wear anything else. The
British became very angry at this and stopped the production of Indian
testiles. In 1920, Mahatma Gandhi was married to one wife. Soon after he became the
father of the nation. In 1942 he started the Quiet India moment, so named
because the British were quietly lootoing our country. In 1947, India became
free and its people became freely loving. This increased our population. Its
government became a limited mockery, which means people are allowed to take the
law in their own hands with the help of the police. Our constipation is the
best in the world because it says that no man can be hanged twice for the same
crime. It also says you cannot be put in prison if you have not paid your
taxis. Another important thing about our constipation is that it can be
changed. This is not possible with the British constipation because it is not
written on paper.
The Indian parlemint consists of two houses which are called lower
and higher. This is because one Mr Honest Abe said that two houses divided
against itself cannot withstand. So Pandit Nehru asked the British for freedom
at since the
British were afraid of the dark. At ,
on August 15, there was a tryst in parlemint in which many participated by
wearing khaki and hosting the flag.
Recently in India, there have been a large
number of scams and a plaque,it can be dangerous because many people died of
this plaque in Surat.
Scams are all over India.
One of these was in Bihar where holy cows were
not given anything to eat by their elected leader. The other scam was in Bofor
which is a small town in Switzerland.In this, a lot of Indian money was given
to buy a gun which can shoot a coot. Presently India
has a coalishun government made up of many parties, left,right and centre. It
has started to library the economy. This means that there is now no need for a
licence as the economy will be driven by itself. India
is also trying to become an Asian tiger because its own tigers are being
poached. Another important event this year was the Shark meeting at Malas Dive.
At this place, shark leaders agreed to share their poverty, pollution and